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Food writer and humorist takes the taste out of food and puts it in the humor, or maybe it's the other way around. Or maybe it's all just tasteless
Mariachi Pizza; Juan in a Million
Puff Pastry Squares, 1 Egg, Beaten, 2 Ripe Avocados, Cut in 1/2 inch squares, Sea Salt/Freshly
Granny Sweet Tater
1/2 Stick Butter, 2 Granny Smith Apples, Peeled & Diced, 2 Med. Sweet Taters, Peeled & Diced,
There's always room for Jello & Psychiatric Help
1 3 Oz. Pkg. Lime Jello, 8 Oz. Bloody Mary Mix, 1/2 Cup Diced Onion, 1/2 Cup Diced Celery,
Citrus, Shrimp and String Bikinis
1 Tbs Olive Oyl, 1 Cup Freshly Squeezed OJ, 1/2 Cup Freshly Squeezed Lemon, 1/4 Cup Freshly
Gimme Some Lovin'
2 lbs. Shrimp, Peeled,Deveined and Tail off, 1- 14 Oz. Can Artichoke Hearts, Quartered, 4 Strips
Put some Mussel in it!
1/2 Lb Fettuccini Noodles, Cooked, drained and rinsed. (Save Half Cup of Pasta Water), 2 Lbs.
The Flying Dutchman
1 Bunch Fresh Spinach, Washed and Trimmed, 2 Hard Boiled Eggs, Quartered, 1 Cup Sliced Fresh
America's most influential burger
1 Lb. Ground Beef, 1/2 Cup Beef Broth, 2 Cups Warm Water, 1 1/2 Cups Dried Onions, 15-20 Small
Let’s make Beef Stew fun again!
1 1/2 Lbs. Stew Meat. Top Round, any cut you prefer, it will become tender in the crock pot,
16 Oz. Polish Kielbasa, Cut into bite size pieces, 1 Poblano Pepper, seeded and cut, 1 Yellow
It's the Real Thing
1- 8 or 12 Ounce Glass Bottle Coca Cola, 1- Packet Salted Peanuts
1Caffè di Artisan coffee pod, 1 Shot Jim Beam, Plenty of cracked black pepper, 1 8-10 Oz.
Merry New Year!
1- 2-3 Lb. Pork Loin, Butterflied, 1 Apple, Finely Diced, 1 Box Frozen Spinach, Thawed and
A Pishnery Family Christmas
1 Caffè di Artisan liquid pod. (choice of single origin coffee), 5-6 Ounces Whole Milk, Choice
Sorry, I don't speak Mandarin
1/2 Lb. Frozen Chicken Nuggets, 1/2 Cup Orange Juice, 1 12 Oz. Can Black Beans, Rinsed, 1 12